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Friday, 29 January 2010

  • Posted by ChevalierSeingal

    Teeth Surgery Without Anesthesia

    My skill at hypnosis is absolutely phenomenal and to prove that skill to myself and everyone else and to kickstart my new business and my already giant ego, I am going to hypnotize myself and have major teeth surgery (4 implants) without any anesthesia or any kind of drugs whatsoever, not even an aspirin!

Thursday, 28 January 2010

  • Posted by ChevalierSeingal

    EDIT: Question???

    EDIT: I am going to share my city experience with my friends but I want to set this up to where this post is only viewable to my friends who specifically have asked and are interested in this crazy story. Do you guy's know how I can do that???

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

  • Posted by ChevalierSeingal

    Badabing, later bitches off to the Big Apple!

    I head out to the city tomorrow for a week of hypnosis and getting laid! Today I went shopping and it was absolutely so much fun and hysterical. I ran into an old drag queen friend of mine who still has a crush on me and I had 3 girl's laughing there heads off and extremely turned on simultaneously at JC Penny's. The one lady after flirting with her she fitted me up for some dress pant's and she was fantastic, she did everything for me and her service was absolutely marvelous!

    It was so much fun flirting with her in the dressing room and after I told her to spank me she said "you are soooo cute". It's true I am definitely CUTE! Anyhow she was so awesome that she gave me a HUGE discount even though she could have gotten in trouble for it and that was on top of the sale price that I already received. I know I could have pressed the flirting even farther in the dressing room with her (since she was being twice as aggressive as me) if I wanted but for some reason I decided to behave myself and just keep it verbal.

    Anyhow last night on xanga until next week. Off to the big apple, later alligator's!

     

Sunday, 17 January 2010

  • Posted by ChevalierSeingal

    Anorexia Nervosa

    Anorexia Nervosa - Severe eating disorder, often due to irrational 'body image'. Patients may even hallucinate that they are over weight when close to starvation. Characterized by refusal to maintain body weight at a healthy level.

    Lot's of girl's have this. It is mental loop or another words kind of a mind virus type thing similar to religion. Good news is that it is very curable, in fact if everyone really knew how curable most diseases really were, they would SHIT THERE LITTLE PANTIES!

    "Brains aren't designed to get result; they go in directions. If you know how the brain works you can set your own directions. If you don't, then someone else will."~Bandler
  • Posted by ChevalierSeingal

    Democrat vs Republican

    It's pretty funny how so many people still think that the government cares whether or not you are a democrat or a republican. In fact the government wants you to be to be a hard core party liner. That way the attention is diverted away from what is really happening.

    If Fox news or CNN started focusing on Judge Judie's yeast infection and the importance of her yeast infection to the economic development of the Asian stockmart then the entire America would truly understand what a vitally important turn of events that this is and how it is going to relate to terrorism and the battle of Armageddon in 2012.


     

Saturday, 16 January 2010